Sales, Shipping & Returns

Drunken Bonsai is a private collection of one-of-a-kind bonsai. We don’t sell through a standard online checkout — every piece is offered by inquiry and arranged personally.

How sales work

Each tree is unique, so there are no fixed listings or automatic cart purchases. When you’re interested in a piece, reach out and we’ll talk through availability, price, care requirements, and how to receive it. Everything is tailored to the individual tree and to what you need.

Shipping & delivery

Because these are living, often mature specimens, delivery is arranged individually — local pickup or hand delivery whenever possible, and carefully coordinated shipping only when it’s appropriate for the tree. Delivery method, timing, and any cost are agreed with you at the time of sale.

Returns & refunds

Because each piece is unique and every sale is tailored and agreed in advance, sales are final once arranged, unless we’ve agreed otherwise in writing. Any aftercare guidance or guarantee is discussed and confirmed with you before you commit — nothing is a surprise. If something isn’t right after a hand-off, contact us and we’ll work with you in good faith.

Talk to us

Questions about a piece or how a sale would work? Email [email protected] or use the contact page. A real person will answer.